Monday, September 3, 2007

laugh laugh

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!

I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?
--Yvonne Clifford, American actress

She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.
--Queen Victoria.

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